drinks

VODKA

The feeling cheeky: Vodka shot - this isn't going to taste nice as it's from Aldi so it's definitely going to kick a punch.

make sure you have something else after the drink to numb the pain, not from the shot but from how far you've come in life.

Vodka

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Named after the world-renowned medieval poet Vernon Kay, this drink first appeared in the history books way back in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings.

Did you know that the Battle of Hastings was actually named after the insurance company Hastings Direct.

we're not sure what this has to do with VK. We're also starting to think that we need to cancel our Direct Debit for the Poundland History Degree.

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kopparberg

Looking for a drink that screams class, sophistication and doesn't make you look like you're 15 years old trying alcohol for the first time under parental supervision at your great aunt's birthday party?

Then avoid these underage nightclub beverages at all costs.

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Sourz

This one goes out to all the Sourz in your life - like the people who say anything other than The Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter film.

the people that get banana milkshakes at McDonald's And those societal outcasts who don't love cheese.

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Jager

This is a drink that lives and breaths hue terrace.

this is not a drink to disappoint you like turning up to maccies on a thursday and asking for milkshakes and them not having them is.

This drink will treat you right like how adam treats his merc.

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Gin

It's a shock to see this drink in the hands of someone other than an upper class aristocrat who thinks they're better than you just because their second name is Baldwin and is preceded by 'Lady' or 'Sir'.

Shut up Charles you posh tit. We don't want no charity.

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Cola

Straight from the Wild West of the 1600s Frontier, Curiosity Cola is here to soothe your taste buds with the flavours of bad dental hygiene, poor cleaning practises and drinking from the same water source that your horse has shat in.

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dissaronno

Have you ever wondered what this mixed with coke tastes like, yes it tastes just like coke so it is guaranteed to get you drunk as hell.

This is the drink that will make you say "why haven't i had this before" and also "should we order an uber to smack at midnight just for the fun of it"

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Red Bull

This is a drink best served chilled and with jÄger.

Within Hue terrace this may turn into red thunder but dont be alarmed, it will still f*ck up your energy levels if you need to stay wake on the sesh (unless you're adam that is.)

May red bull give everyne at hue wings.

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monster

This is the must have accessory for every kyle that tumbles into the hue terrace villa.

it's a drink that will make you feel happy even after you fail all of your gcse's and a-levels.

it's devilish green exterior will send dangerously high sugar levels through all of your veins.

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drinks

The feeling cheeky: Vodka shot - this isn't going to taste nice as it's from Aldi so it's definitely going to kick a punch. make sure you have something else after the drink to numb the pain, not from the shot but from how far you've come in life.

Looking for a drink that screams class, sophistication and doesn't make you look like you're 15 years old trying alcohol for the first time under parental supervision at your great aunt's birthday party? Then avoid these underage nightclub beverages at all costs.

This one goes out to all the Sourz in your life - like the people who say anything other than The Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter film. the people that get banana milkshakes at McDonald's And those societal outcasts who don't love cheese.

This is a drink that lives and breaths hue terrace. this is not a drink to disappoint you like turning up to maccies on a thursday and asking for milkshakes and them not having them is. This drink will treat you right like how adam treats his merc.

It's a shock to see this drink in the hands of someone other than an upper class aristocrat who thinks they're better than you just because their second name is Baldwin and is preceded by 'Lady' or 'Sir'. Shut up Charles you posh tit. We don't want no charity.

Straight from the Wild West of the 1600s Frontier, Curiosity Cola is here to soothe your taste buds with the flavours of bad dental hygiene, poor cleaning practises and drinking from the same water source that your horse has shat in.

Have you ever wondered what this mixed with coke tastes like, yes it tastes just like coke so it is guaranteed to get you drunk as hell. This is the drink that will make you say "why haven't i had this before" and also "should we order an uber to smack at midnight just for the fun of it"

This is a drink best served chilled and with jÄger. Within Hue terrace this may turn into red thunder but dont be alarmed, it will still f*ck up your energy levels if you need to stay wake on the sesh (unless you're adam that is.) May red bull give everyne at hue wings.

This is the must have accessory for every kyle that tumbles into the hue terrace villa. it's a drink that will make you feel happy even after you fail all of your gcse's and a-levels. it's devilish green exterior will send dangerously high sugar levels through all of your veins.

The feeling cheeky: Vodka shot - this isn't going to taste nice as it's from Aldi so it's definitely going to kick a punch.

make sure you have something else after the drink to numb the pain, not from the shot but from how far you've come in life.

Looking for a drink that screams class, sophistication and doesn't make you look like you're 15 years old trying alcohol for the first time under parental supervision at your great aunt's birthday party?

Then avoid these underage nightclub beverages at all costs.

This one goes out to all the Sourz in your life - like the people who say anything other than The Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter film.

the people that get banana milkshakes at McDonald's And those societal outcasts who don't love cheese.

This is a drink that lives and breaths hue terrace.

this is not a drink to disappoint you like turning up to maccies on a thursday and asking for milkshakes and them not having them is.

This drink will treat you right like how adam treats his merc.

It's a shock to see this drink in the hands of someone other than an upper class aristocrat who thinks they're better than you just because their second name is Baldwin and is preceded by 'Lady' or 'Sir'.

Shut up Charles you posh tit. We don't want no charity.

Have you ever wondered what this mixed with coke tastes like, yes it tastes just like coke so it is guaranteed to get you drunk as hell.

This is the drink that will make you say "why haven't i had this before" and also "should we order an uber to smack at midnight just for the fun of it"

This is a drink best served chilled and with jÄger.

Within Hue terrace this may turn into red thunder but dont be alarmed, it will still f*ck up your energy levels if you need to stay wake on the sesh (unless you're adam that is.)

May red bull give everyne at hue wings.

This is the must have accessory for every kyle that tumbles into the hue terrace villa.

it's a drink that will make you feel happy even after you fail all of your gcse's and a-levels.

it's devilish green exterior will send dangerously high sugar levels through all of your veins.